Prologue: Divorce is a bitch, but then again, so is my soon-to-be ex-wife. “Five Years” will start as blog posts, but will likely end up a book, even if I have to self-publish. The past Five Years will explore my first ever marriage and it’s likely that after reading “Five Years,” you’re going to ask, “Why in the hell did you get married?” How do I know this? Because I’ve been asking myself the same question for the past year. Luckily, I held on to a scrap of dignity that led to my decision to get out.